Testing the Request

Testing the Request 

A counsel, while mentioning his end of the board matter to the Hon'ble Judge:

Counsel: My Lord , may I request that my end of the board matter to be taken at fixed time?

Judge: My Board is too heavy. It does not permit so.

Counsel: But my Lord, I can request so.

Judge: Yes request has undergone the test. Now leave the Rest.

The Laughing Lawyer
Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman

Inconsiderate

Inconsiderate

On Mediation Report coming as to court as Failed:

Judge: Why it is so Mr. counsel?

Counsel: Consideration of my client is not considerable to my Ld. Friend's Client , though my Ld. Friend is considerate enough to consider my client's Consideration.

Judge: Oh!!! ,your client is considerate, Your Ld. Friend is considerate, but your Ld.Friend's client is inconsiderate. What a inconsiderate consideration. 

The Laughing Lawyer

Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman 

Zero Expert

Zero Expert

A common friend introducing a Patent attorney to another doctor Friend

Common Friend: Let me introduce him. He is a Patent Attorney. An expert in the field of Patent Law.

The Patent Attorney: Yes, and Zero Expert in other field.

The Laughing Lawyer

Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman 

Compensation

Compensation 

Client to his Lawyer: 

I am so sorry Sir. I have used abusive language against you out of frustration.

The Lawyer:

You need not to worry about that. You would be charged extra for that.

The Laughing Lawyer

Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman