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Thursday, March 19, 2026

Does Soul Procreate?

Every body Knows that the Population of the Human has been increasing every day. In the Year 2016, the total Global Human Population was estimated as 6.9 Billion approximately. The total Human Population rose up to 7.6 Billion approximately in the year 2017.The total human population of the world is growing sharply. The birth rate of the Human Population is approximately 15,000 man every hour. While the death rate of human population is 6316 man per hour. The birth rate and the death rate of the total global population is as per data available in the year 2017.

This data clearly shows that human population of the world is increasing approximately at the rate of 14,400 human every hour.It is a well known fact that every individual human being is possessed of single Soul. It has been repeatedly claimed in various religious books (not referred here in order to avoid any conflict) that one man is in possession of single soul. In other words, it can be said that every individual human needs one Soul.

Now as the Human Population is increasing at the rate of 14,400 human per hour. It means that 14,400 humans are being added to the total Human Population per hour. So by necessary implication it can be safely presumed that 14,400 new Souls per hour are also required to be added to total human population.

Just for example , let us assume that there is a room , where three people are sitting. Every man needs one Shirt and One Paint. If one people is being added each hour in the room, then certainly one extra pair of Shirt and Paint is needed each hour.Similarly if the total human population is increasing at the rate of 14,400 per hour at the Earth, it means there is need of 14,400 souls every hour at the Earth in order to fulfill the requirement to extra added human body.

Now the question which perturbs my mind is that human population is increasing by Biological process of procreation. One human body is out come of sexual intercourse of a couple. The human body is generated because of the act of procreation of a male and and a female. Then do the Soul also procreate like the human do?

But problem is that in the religious text it has been explained that in this world, sexual activity is possible. For a sexual activity , human body is needed. It is said that the Soul never indulge in sexual activity. In fact the Soul are incapable of indulging in sexual activity as they do not have physical body. Then it is a matter of surprise, how new Souls are being generated in order to fulfill the demand of added human population?

It is claimed by Yogananda Paramhansa that “At the moment of conception,” he replied. “When the sperm and ovum unite, there is a flash of light in the astral world. Souls there that are ready to be reborn, if their vibration matches that of the flash of light, rush to get in. Sometimes two or more get in at the same time, and the woman has twins, triplets, or even — well! “It is important, therefore, to come together physically with an uplifted consciousness. That flash generated in the astral world reflects the couple’s state of consciousness, especially as they felt during the moment of physical union.

As each human body requires a Soul, then increasing human Population also requires growth in population of Soul. The Human Body increased itself by sexual activity of procreation , then Question arises, how does the population of corresponding human Soul is increasing?

Is it like that the Soul also procreate? Is that the Soul also indulge itself in sexual activity?? Religious Text refute such theory. Then how demands of new Souls for increasing human population are being met by the God?

This can also not be said that Soul of animal, plant or bird are being converted into the Human Soul. This can only be possible when the total population of plant, animal and birds should proportionately decrease, corresponding to increase in human population. But there is no such evidence.

Then this question remain to be answered, as to how the the Human Soul population is increasing as per the demand of increasing population of Human. What is the Process? Do Soul procreate or there is any other process of formation/generation of Soul? Do Soul multiply itself like Amoeba, Hydra or like a cell? This is the question which is a matter of debate and evidence. I am writing this article as this question is perturbing me. If somebody can answer this question, It would be of a great help.

Sunday, March 1, 2026

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Make real life caricature image in Indian context where this conversation happened between a lawyer and a Judge whose chair is placed distantly and higher from desk of lawyer and there is Ashoka Emblem behind chair of Judge  in a huge size Indian Court room filled with Litigants, Lawyers,Court Clerks with title of this joke  "Dead Vs Alive".These sentences should come from mouth of Lawyer and Judge  respectively. Keep these content intact without any spelling mistake.

Lawyer: My Lord, I sincerely apologize. I seem to have inadvertently omitted a crucial fact from the plaint.

Judge: Omitted? That “crucial fact” appears to have been the only lifeline your case had. I’ve already dismissed it. Your apology is touching — but unfortunately, this can not make the dead case alive.

Lawfing Life of Law, Lawyer and Litigation

Respectfully Ridiculous and Lawfingly submitted

By The Lawfing Lawyer

Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman,

Patent and Trademark Attorney 

High Court of Delhi

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Make real life caricature image in Indian context where this conversation happened between a Senior lawyer and young lawyer who are attending yoga classes and doing Mediation in a garden with other meditators    "Meeeting God Vs Avoiding God".These sentences should come from mouth of Senior Lawyer and young Lawyer  respectively. Keep these content intact without any spelling mistake.

Young Lawyer: Sir, you’ve been doing mediation since such a young age, right from when you entered the legal profession. How has the journey been so far?

Senior Lawyer: In my younger days, I did meditation to meet God.Now I do meditation to avoid meeting Him and seek adjournment at least for another 30–40 years.

Lawfing Life of Law, Lawyer and Litigation

Respectfully Ridiculous and Lawfingly submitted

By The Lawfing Lawyer

Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman,

Patent and Trademark Attorney 

High Court of Delhi

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Make real life caricature image in Indian context where this conversation happened between a two lawyers in a High Court canteen filled with Lawyers,litigants where first lawyer is wearing white paint ,shirt but tainted with Haldi Dal on shirt while his friend lawyer is laughting at him. 

These sentences should come from mouth of first Lawyer and second Lawyer  respectively. Keep these content intact without any spelling mistake.

Title of this Caricature image should appear at top " Shwetamber Vs Pitamber

"First Lawyer: Brother, why have you turned Pitamber during lunch break?

Second Lawyer: Courtesy of the generous haldi wali dal in the bar canteen. Otherwise, till this morning I was a respectable Shwetamber — pure, white, and unstained by Haldi Dal justice."

At the bottom following text should appear intact in 10% size of caricature image.

"Lawfing Life of Law, Lawyer and Litigation

Respectfully Ridiculous and Lawfingly submitted

By The Lawfing Lawyer

Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman,

Patent and Trademark Attorney 

High Court of Delhi"

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Make mid journey style 3d realistic ultra HD caricature image for Legal Anecdote in Indian Context containing the following text intact in black background: 

At the top this text should appear as heading "Great Vs Greater"

Below this there should be 6 panel for each sentence intact.Each panel should show the sentiece no serial wise so that reader can understand the serial wise conversation.Each sentence should be shown in box coming out from mouth of respective character:

"1.One Lawyer: What’s on the cause list today?

2.Another Lawyer: I have one case to argue.

3.First Lawyer: That’s great.

4.Second Lawyer: And you?

5.First Lawyer: My matter got settled. I just have to collect the decreetal amount.

6.Second Lawyer: (Eyes widening) Ohhh… that’s not great. That’s greater."


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Lawfing Tales of Law, Lawyer and Litigation

Respectfully Ridiculous and Lawfingly submitted

By The Lawfing Lawyer

Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman,

Patent and Trademark Attorney 

High Court of Delhi

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Thursday, February 26, 2026

LinkedIn Blog Misc

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The You Tube thumbnail must carry very small size device medieval pen,law books and globe . This device must appear at upper  right hand side corner of image .

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Give me very very detailed analytical article under the subheading  Introduction, Factual Background , procedural background , reasoning, judgements with complete citation and their context discussed and the final decision of court, point of law settled in the case.  Keep it simple to be understood by non legal man also. Don't use bullet points or para numbering in this para of summary. 

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And At the end, add this disclaimer: 

Disclaimer: Readers are advised not to treat this as substitute for legal advise as it may contain errors in perception, interpretation, and presentation]

Written By: Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman, IP Adjutor [Patent and Trademark Attorney], High Court of Delhi

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Disclaimer: Readers are advised not to treat this as substitute for legal advise as it may contain errors in perception, interpretation, and presentation]

Written By: Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman, IP Adjutor [Patent and Trademark Attorney], High Court of Delhi

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Below this para, add crisp bullet point of law settled in the case.

[At the bottom provide Case Title, Order date, Case Number, Neutral Citation , Name of court and Name of Judge. ]

And At the end, add this disclaimer and Tags:

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Written By: Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman, IP Adjutor [Patent and Trademark Attorney], High Court of Delhi

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Recurring theme of kidnapping and unconsented marriages in Indian Mythology

Recurring theme of Depression in Indian Mythology 

Recurring theme of Male who became female and female who became Male in Indian Mythology

Atheist in Indian Mythology

विदुर और यमराज:मेंस रिया और महाभारत 

जब अर्जुन ने तलवार उठा लिया था युधिष्ठिर पर

योग वशिष्ठ:लीला और सरस्वती

जब भीम और  घटोत्कच की मुलाकात विभीषण से हुई

हल्दो घाटी का भुला हुआ एक शेर 

बैरम खान का पुत्र रहीम खानखाना 

बाबू वीर कुंवर सिंह

सर कटने के बाद भी जिसका हाथ चलाता रहा तलवार 

क्या आत्मा सेक्स करती हैं

जब एक ब्रह्मचारी ने बताया कि सेक्स के दौरान किसको ज्यादा आनंद आता है ,स्त्री को या कि पुरुष को ?

राहुल:गौतम बुद्ध का पुत्र

महावीर जैन मुनि की पुत्री

कबीर दास का पुत्र

कुम्भकर्ण के पुत्र भीम का वध किसने किया शिव पुराण कोटि रुद्र संहिता कोटिरुद्र अध्याय 20 श्लोक 4–10 ,अध्याय 21

Raja kakudmi aur revati Wife of Balrama Bhagvat Puran Book 9 Chapter 3 Time Travel

Multi Universe in Ramayana Hanuman Ram Death

द्रौपदी चीरहरण के समय कहाँ थे श्रीकृष्ण

भारत की चौहदी माहाभारत में

जब राजा दशरथ रावण से डर गए थे 

क्या विश्वामित्र केरल के जनक थे

भय कर्ण का भीम से

जब अर्जुन ने तलवार उठा ली थी युद्धिष्ठिर पर 

पहली मुलाकात: दुर्योधन और कर्ण

कौन बेहतर रावण की दुर्योधन ?

दूसरी सुर्पनाखा: राक्षसी अधोमुखी

महाभारत का महाउपेक्षित महायोद्धा

सच्चाई लक्ष्मण रेखा की

गदा हनुमान जी की

वज्र तन दुर्योधन

जब दुर्योधन चला आत्महत्या करने 

महाभारत का सबसे उम्र दराज योद्धा

साम्ब और लक्ष्मणा का हरण 

चार्वाक महाभारत का

अधर्म धर्मराज का

विज्ञान और भगवान

कृष्ण : योगी भी भोगी भी 

Have faith in your doubt

गदा हनुमान जी की

लक्ष्मण रेखा 

हनुमान जी सूरज का खाना 

सांप काल समय ब्राह्मणी और उसका पुत्र

कर्ण और दुर्योधन की पहली मुलाकात

जब दुर्योधन चला आत्म हत्या करने

रावण, परशुराम और सीता स्वयंवर

जब कृष्ण के बेटे सांब ने दुर्योधन की पुत्री का अपहरण किया

पशुओं में मृगराज सिंह हूँ और मछलियों में घड़ियाल

जब कर्ण ने जरासंध को हराया

जब दुर्योधन ने भानुमती का अपहरण किया

अंधे का बेटा अंधा द्रौपदी ने नहीं कहा

लंका समुद्र सेतु की लंबाई और चौड़ाई

महाभारत का नायक कौन?

Age of Charachters in Indian Mythology

Height of Charachters in Indian Mythology

Parsuram killed his mother why

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महाभारत:भाग:6]अनुशासन पर्व-गौतमी-व्याध-मृत्यु-सर्प -काल-पुत्र-सर्प-अर्जुन व्याध -कर्म महत्वपूर्ण या काल ?

कर्ण द्वारा कुंती को वचन युद्ध के शुरुआत में हीं देना

भीष्म पितामह द्वारा युद्ध की शुरुआत में हीं बता देना कि वो शिखंडी के अस्त्र नहीं उठाएंगे

हार कर्ण की सात्यकि से भाग 4 पेज 3200 श्लोक 69, 3459, श्लोक 147 श्लोक 30 pg 3836

महाभारत युद्ध के अंत में जब युधिष्ठिर ने जुआ खेला 

महाभारत कालीन श्रीलंका

परशुराम ने क्यों दी शिक्षा भीष्म क्षत्रिय को

महाभारत के अंत में कर्ण के बेटे वृषकेतु के बदले अर्जुन के पोते परीक्षित का राजा बनना

क्या जरासंध और भीम के बीच मल्ल युद्ध में गदा का इस्तेमाल हुआ था

नकुल द्वारा दुर्योधन की पराजय भाग 4 Pg 3678 shlok 187

कर्ण के बेटे वृषसेन का नकुल और सात्यकि के साथ युद्ध

भाग 4 pg 3907 श्लोक 48 Pg 4049, भाग 84

कर्ण एक बार भी युद्ध में अर्जुन को पराजित नहीं कर पाया

कर्ण द्वारा नकुल सहदेव और युधिष्ठिर पराजित Pg.3967 श्लोक 63

महाभारत का सबसे उम्र दराज योद्धा : देवापि, शांतनु, बहालिक

भीष्म पितामह के चचेरे भाई - सोमदत्त , भूरिश्रवा ,सात्यकि 

भीष्म के क्षत्रिय होने के बावजूद परशुराम ने उन्हें शिक्षा प्रदान क्यों किया?

युधिष्ठिर द्वारा जुआ फिर से खेलना

युधिष्ठिर और अर्जुन की लड़ाईजीआध्यात्मिक आत्महत्या

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रामायण 


शंबुक-युद्ध कांड में समाप्त , शबरी -शंबुक -नो मैच , महाभारत -नो उत्तर रामायण 

रावण इसलिए हार गया क्योकि राम , राम हीं बने रहे 

रामजी ने रावण को कब अपना भी माना

उत्तर रामायण आरोपित है : शम्बूक , शबरी , युद्ध काण्ड के अंत में कथा पाठ के परिणाम की कहानी , महाभारत में उत्तर रामायण का वर्णन नहीं 

क्या बाली और सुग्रीव के के बीच मल्ल युद्ध में गदा का इस्तेमाल हुआ था 

वाल्मिकी रामायण युद्ध कांड pg 381 एक करोड़ रिक्षराज कितने सैनिक 

वाल्मिकी रामायण युद्ध कांड pg 518, 695 , 957,1184,वृत्तासुर

रावण के 10 मुख सीता वध के दौरान

जब रावण ने आक्रमण किया विभीषण पर 1096

राम सेतु की लंबाई और चौड़ाई

हनुमान जी कितनी ऊंची उड़ान लगाए थे 300 योजन

जब हनुमान जी डर गए थे रावण से

शक्ति रावण ने मारी थी लक्ष्मण को शक्ति वान , मेघनाद ने नही 1105

शिव धनुष की लम्बाई और चौड़ाई 

परशुराम और लक्ष्मण जी का संवाद , जो कभी हुआ हीं नहीं 

चार्वाक दर्शन और रामायण -राम और जबाली मुनि , भरत मिलाप 

जटायु ने रावण को रथ विहीन, सारथी विहीन, घोड़ा विहीन और हस्त विहीन कर दिया था ।

मारीच और रावण का संवाद 

जब शिवजी का धनुष हार गया था विष्णु जी के धनुष से

सीता स्वयंवर में कभी लक्ष्मण जी और राम जी के बीच कोई संवाद हुआ भी था क्या?

लक्ष्मण जी पर शक्ति वान किसने चलाई थी?

क्या राम जी से धोबी ने स्वयं कहा था कि सीताजी का चरित्र खराब है

अगस्त्य मुनि द्वारा एक ऐसे राजा की कहानी बताना जो स्वयं का शरीर स्वयं खाता था

जब सीताजी को लक्ष्मण जी वन छोड़ रहे थे तब लक्ष्मण जी को कहना कि वो सीताजी का मुख कभी नहीं देखे

सीता जी मर्यादा स्त्रीउत्तम क्यों नहीं कहा जाता , राम जी की तरह मर्यादा पुरुषोत्तम 

क्या मृत्यु के समय लक्ष्मण जी ने रावण से शिक्षा ली थी ?

क्या रावण के नाभि में अमृत था , और क्या राम जी को विभीषण ने रावण की नाभि में वन चलाने को कहा था ?

क्या लव कुश और लक्ष्मण जी के बीच कभी लड़ाई हुई थी ?

सीता जी अग्नि परीक्षा : ब्रह्मा जी का कृष्ण और शिशुपाल के बारे में बताना ये साबित करता है कि रामायण की रचना महाभारत के बाद हुई थी 

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वेद और पुराण 

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अन्य ग्रन्थ 


वृत्तासुर की लंबाई और चौड़ाई

लीला सरस्वती योग वाशिष्ठ

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अध्यात्मिक संत 


योगानंद परमहंस घोड़ा स्वप्न

स्वामी राम का सांस रोकना

इन द सर्च ऑफ़ सीक्रेट इंडिया -एक साँस रोकने वाला ऋषि का दर्शन 

विवेकानंद का का काली का उपहास उड़ाना 

योगानंद द्वारा अपने मृत शिष्य को ढूँढना 

रूमी द्वारा एक पक्षी को ज़िंदा करना 

क्या विवेकानंद खैनी खाते थे?

भक्तियोग रामकृष्ण चिड़िया अंडा

निष्काम कर्म , मिस्त्री घर बनाना

क्या महर्षि अरविंदो एक चेन स्मोकर थे

शंकराचार्य-संसार-मिथ्या -शिष्य -पागल हाथी -महावत

एक राजकुमार का स्वयं के बचपन के चित्र के प्रेम में पड़ना

मरते गुरु का शिष्य को समझाना -चिड़िया से नफरत मत करना -बिलार -कुत्ता -चुहा -गाय -खेत -स्त्री

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मानसिक अवसाद अर्जुन को

मानसिक अवसाद युधिष्ठिर की

मानसिक अवसाद भीम की नहुष सांप

मानसिक अवसाद दुर्योधन की

मानसिक अवसाद इंद्र की वृत्तासुर वध के बाद

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संबोधि बुद्ध की

संबोधी ओशो की

संबोधि रामकृष्ण परमहंस की

संबोधि योगानंद परमहंस की

संबोधि सदगुरु की

संबोधि जिद्दू कृष्ण मूर्ति की

संबोधि स्वामी राम की

संबोधि मेहर बाबा की

संबोधि विवेकानंद की

संबोधि स्वामी ओम की

संबोधि एकहार्ट टोल्ले की 

संबोधि रमण महर्षी की

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एक योगी की मौत

अविश्वास , विश्वास पर

एक मेटल की जीवनी

एक क्रांतिकारी दूसरे क्रांतिकारी से मिल रहा है 

क्या आत्मा सेक्स करती है

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Monday, January 12, 2026

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29.Guardian of Law Vs Honouring the Law

“Lawyer: You are asking for my ID card? Do you even know who I am?

Gatekeeper: Yes, sir. A guardian of the law who refuses to honour it.”

"Lawfing Life of Law, Lawyer and Litigation
Respectfully Ridiculous and Lawfingly submitted
By The Lawfing Lawyer
Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman,
Patent and Trademark Attorney 
High Court of Delhi"
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28.Pen Vs Weapon

"First Lawyer: I argue fearlessly for what I believe is correct, regardless of the judge.

Second Lawyer: Courage is good—but caution is wiser. A judge’s pen can be mightier than any weapon."
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27.Closed Door Vs Open Door".

"Young Lawyer: Sir, I often feel frustrated when the court raises too many questions. How do you deal with it?

Senior Lawyer: Think of the judge as a closed door. Persistence is the knock that eventually opens it."

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26.Head Vs Heart

"Young Lawyer: Sir, after so many years in the profession, what is the most important lesson you would give a young lawyer like me?

Senior Lawyer: Never let success reach your head, and never let anger reach your heart."
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25.Interest Vs Self Interest

Junior Lawyer: “Sir always told me—keep the client’s interest on top.”

Client: “My experience says otherwise: lawyers who keep clients first rarely succeed; your own interest must stay on top.”
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24.Use Vs Abuse

Clerk 1: “Our lawyer often lectures clients about the proper use of one's voice.”

Clerk 2: “Yes… proper use in court for case, and abuse is in the office for ordering us around!”
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23.Aadhar Card Vs Finger Print

Gatekeeper: “Sir, before you enter the lawyer’s chamber, Aadhaar verification is mandatory.”

Client: “Of course—and if the advice goes wrong, will my fingerprints go straight from here to the police station too?”
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22.Having a Horse Vs Riding a Horse

First Lawyer:So you’ve gone completely digital for court arguments? Very Modern.

Second Lawyer: I carry the tab like a modern lawyer… but when it comes to using it smoothly, I’m still a medieval one. Having a horse and riding it are two different things.

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21.Expectation Vs Realisation 

First Litigant: You look relaxed today. Did you finally get justice?

Second Litigant: No. I simply stopped expecting it.
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20.Gown Vs No Gown

First Lawyer: It is very tough to wear a gown in this hot weather. Is it even comfortable?

Second Lawyer: Oh, I’m very comfortable with the gown… it hides many uncomfortable things we wear at the same time—like sweat patches, untucked shirts, and sometimes even yesterday’s shirt.
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19.Shwetamber Vs Pitamber

First Lawyer: Brother, why have you turned Pitamber during lunch break?

Second Lawyer: Courtesy of the generous haldi wali dal in the bar canteen. Otherwise, till this morning I was a respectable Shwetamber — pure, white, and unstained by Haldi Dal justice

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18.Magic Stick Vs Logic Stick."

"Judge: “Mr. Counsel, please do not move so fast, you may have the magic stick of Harry Potter, but I don’t—”

 Lawyer: “No magic, My Lord, just a logic stick… though it sometimes needs more than ten minutes to cast its spell!”

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17.Meeeting God Vs Avoiding God"

Young Lawyer: Sir, you’ve been doing mediation since such a young age, right from when you entered the legal profession. How has the journey been so far?

Senior Lawyer: In my younger days, I did meditation to meet God.Now I do meditation to avoid meeting Him and seek adjournment at least for another 30–40 years.

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16.Dead Vs Alive

Lawyer: My Lord, I sincerely apologize. I seem to have inadvertently omitted a crucial fact from the plaint.

Judge: Omitted? That “crucial fact” appears to have been the only lifeline your case had. I’ve already dismissed it. Your apology is touching — but unfortunately, this can not make the dead case alive.

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15.Implementation Vs Presentation

Lawyer 1: I can’t find a single judgment that explains the law perfectly.

Lawyer 2: Relax. Our job is to argue perfectly, not to find perfection.
After that, the judge will apply the law… perfectly, imperfectly, or creatively — depending on lunch, mood, and coffee.

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14.Random Vs Seldom

Lawyer: My Lord, I have seldom found such a judgment—so perfectly befitting to my case.

Judge: That is because lawyers have developed the bad habit of reading judgments randomly… and only the parts that suit them.


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13.Preeti Vs Shruti

Judge: “This petition is filed by Shruti…”
Lady Lawyer: “Apologies, My Lord. Petitioner is Preeti. I am Shruti.”
Judge: “Very well. Kindly exchange names after the order is passed

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12.Full Compliance Vs Partial Compliance

Judge: Mr. Counsel, you say you've complied with my previous order and filed the reply. The court record, however, appears to be blissfully unaware of it. You were granted four weeks. Tell me the exact date you filed it?

Counsel:Today my Lord. There is compliance, albeit partial one.
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11.Golden Days Vs Golden Wives

One lawyer, “Remember those golden days we enjoyed together—before our wives entered and repossessed all the gold?”

The other one, “Yes, and thanks to our golden wives—whom we’ve responsibly left at home—we finally get to relive those ‘golden’ days again.
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10.Positive Vs Negative

One Lawyer: I am not positive in arguing this point.

Another Lawyer:Our Job is to argue.It is judge's call to take it as positively or negatively.

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9.Argument Vs Question 

Judge: Are you ready Me.Counsel?

Lawyer:Yes my Lord ,but not for your questions.

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8.Bill Vs Pill

Patient: Doctor, my lawyer’s bill gave me a heart attack.
Doctor: Then you’re in the wrong clinic — My Pills may fix your heart, not  lawyer’s bill.
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7.Great Vs Greater

One Lawyer: What’s on the cause list today?
Another Lawyer: I have one case to argue.
First Lawyer: That’s great.
Second Lawyer: And you?
First Lawyer: My matter got settled. I just have to collect the decreetal amount.
Second Lawyer: (Eyes widening) Ohhh… that’s not great. That’s greater.
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6.Wait Vs Late

Office Clerk: Bhai, you’re dripping wet. Go change!

Running Clerk: Can’t! If I’m late, boss will file an FIR on me before this file hits the table! 

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5.Profession Vs concession 

One Law Clerk: Sir, this client is showering the legal profession with so much respect today!

Another Clerk: Perhaps he is expecting concession in lawyers fee .

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4.Suppression Vs Instruction

Lawyer: My Lord, the other side has “forgotten” to mention they’ve sued my client in the Bombay High Court.

Opposite Lawyer: No suppression, My Lord. That case has nothing to do with this one.

Judge: Then what is that Mumbai case about?
Opposite Lawyer: My Lord, I’ll need instructions.

First Lawyer: I’ll also take instructions, My Lord.

Judge (smiling): Are you both planning to attend that Mumbai case too?

Both Lawyers: Only after we get instructions, My Lord!

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3.Real Meaning Vs Different Meaning

Lawyer 1 (raising his glass): “This provision has unlimited scope for interpretation… but don’t worry, I’ve cracked its real meaning.”

Lawyer 2 (smirking): “That’s fine, my friend. Let’s just hope the judge doesn’t crack a different meaning tomorrow morning.
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2.Stress Vs De-Stress

A lawyer at the High Court ice cream canteen,
“Please give me one ice cream. I need it to de-stress.”

The Ice Cream  shopkeeper, “Sir, please think twice about stress—I run an ice cream shop and I’m diabetic.”

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1.Body Builder Vs Case Builder

Lawyer 1: “How are you, Mr. Body Builder?”
Lawyer 2: “Fit and fine! And you, Mr. Case Builder?”
Lawyer 1: “Stronger—because cases have more muscle than biceps.”

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