Finally Final

Finally Final

Judge: raising an eyebrow on Advocate :

"Mr. Counsel, if I recall correctly, you requested a 'final opportunity' during our last session. And yet, here you are again, asking for another adjournment.What is this? "

The Lawyer replied with a slight bow and a sheepish smile 

"Indeed, My Lord. But this time, I assure you, it's finally... finally final!"

Judge: leaning back in his chair with a smirk

 "Counsel, your definition of 'final' seems to be as flexible as your fee schedule. Let's hope this 'final final' doesn’t come with a sequel!"

Legal Anecdote by 
Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman

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Changing The Label

 A lawyer, with a mischievous grin, leaned over to his colleague and asked, "So, tell me, why haven't you applied to become a Senior Advocate yet?"

The other lawyer, without missing a beat, replied with a wry smile, "Well, you see, my friend, a mere change in designation doesn't exactly improve the quality of the product."

The first lawyer chuckled, appreciating the wit, and quipped back, "True, true. Just like how slapping a 'premium' label on instant coffee doesn’t make it espresso!"

Ajay Amitabh Suman
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Extra Charge

 Extra Charge

[A CLIENT, FEELING APOLOGETIC ABOUT HIS RUDE BEHAVIOUR TO HIS LAWYER]
Sir, I am so sorry, for I have used abusive language against you.

[LAWYER TO HIS CLIENT]
You need not to worry about this. You would be charged extra for that.

Ajay Amitabh Suman

Prima Facie

Prima Facie

An IPR Lawyer to Registrar General of High Court: 

"Sir, why are you asking for my Enrollment Number? Isn't my coat and band enough to prove that I'm an Advocate?"

Registrar General smirks: 

"Your coat and gown are only prima-facie proof that you're a lawyer. I need your Enrollment Number to assure it beyond reasonable doubt.

The Laughing Lawyer
Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman