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Friday, July 11, 2025

Who is boss

 Once husband & wife ,

decided to toss,
You are my boss or
Am I your boss?

Husband was certain that
he was, with a grin,
But little did he know,
What was the spin?

Wife thought over and
over for that fight,
Not getting solution
She chose to strike.

What could be effect,
You can just guess,
That Wife relaxing and
husband in a mess.

He tried to do laundry
but burnt his T-Shirt,
The house looked clumsy
scrambled one just.

Made an effort to clean
But it all looks crude,
Attempted in kitchen too,
but burn the food,

Begging or pleading
In vain she wouldn't budge.
He noticed her value,  
not need to fudge.

With an empty stomach ,
in hunger at loss,
He came to conclusion ,
That She was the boss.

ten minutes is right

 A lawyer in a court with case in sight,

requested, for him, ten minutes is right!


Let me speak when my friend is done,

Just ten minutes in reply, then I’m gone!"


The judge leaned back and stroked his chin,

"Ten minutes? is it enough for  a win?


Why not minutes eight , eleven or nine,

Sticking to ten only , will that be fine?


How can you know, down to the dot,

That this ten is all and not less or lot?"


The lawyer grinned and stood up tall,

"My Lord, I’ve argued big and small.


I know my words, I know the game,

Ten minutes will be just the same!"


The judge then laughed and shook his head,

"Are you a lawyer, as you said?


Or a fortune teller in disguise,

Guessing time with perfect eyes?"


The courtroom roared with claps and cheers,

The lawyer smiled but hid his fears.


Would ten be short? Would ten be long?

What if his guess was slightly wrong?


The judge then grinned and said, "Alright,

But don’t beg time  for extra fight,


I’m not one to change the clock,

So make it quick—tick-tock, tick-tock!"


The lawyer gulped and took his seat,

Hoping his speech would be short and neat.


But  a thought came in his mind,

What if I need some extra time ?