A Cup of Tea

A cup of Tea

In court, two lawyers, A and B,
Argued fiercely, wild as could be.
Their voices raised, hands in the air,
The tension thick, no room to spare.

The judge, amused, with a little grin,
Said, "Sit for tea, and let peace begin!"
Mr. B scoffed, "His tea’s too weak,
It won’t keep me awake all week!"

Mr. A shot back, "His coffee’s cruel,
Too bitter for any legal duel!"
Mr. B exclaimed, "Tea’s not my style,
I’ll take strong coffee, that's my trial!"

Judge chuckled, "the battle, I see,
Not of law, but of a drink decree!"
Until you two can compromise,
Stick to water—that’s more wise!"

Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman

Finally Final

Finally Final

Judge: raising an eyebrow on Advocate :

"Mr. Counsel, if I recall correctly, you requested a 'final opportunity' during our last session. And yet, here you are again, asking for another adjournment.What is this? "

The Lawyer replied with a slight bow and a sheepish smile 

"Indeed, My Lord. But this time, I assure you, it's finally... finally final!"

Judge: leaning back in his chair with a smirk

 "Counsel, your definition of 'final' seems to be as flexible as your fee schedule. Let's hope this 'final final' doesn’t come with a sequel!"

Legal Anecdote by 
Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman

Thank you

Changing The Label

 A lawyer, with a mischievous grin, leaned over to his colleague and asked, "So, tell me, why haven't you applied to become a Senior Advocate yet?"

The other lawyer, without missing a beat, replied with a wry smile, "Well, you see, my friend, a mere change in designation doesn't exactly improve the quality of the product."

The first lawyer chuckled, appreciating the wit, and quipped back, "True, true. Just like how slapping a 'premium' label on instant coffee doesn’t make it espresso!"

Ajay Amitabh Suman
IP Adjutor

Extra Charge

 Extra Charge

[A CLIENT, FEELING APOLOGETIC ABOUT HIS RUDE BEHAVIOUR TO HIS LAWYER]
Sir, I am so sorry, for I have used abusive language against you.

[LAWYER TO HIS CLIENT]
You need not to worry about this. You would be charged extra for that.

Ajay Amitabh Suman

Prima Facie

Prima Facie

An IPR Lawyer to Registrar General of High Court: 

"Sir, why are you asking for my Enrollment Number? Isn't my coat and band enough to prove that I'm an Advocate?"

Registrar General smirks: 

"Your coat and gown are only prima-facie proof that you're a lawyer. I need your Enrollment Number to assure it beyond reasonable doubt.

The Laughing Lawyer
Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman

Eight Wonder of the World in the eyes of Law

[A Law Student to an IPR Lawyer]
Sir, what's eighth wonder in IPR World?

[IPR Lawyer Responded]

A Trademark Infringer always thinks that his right to carry on business is infringed whenever he's sued for trademark infringement. 

Fight

Fight

A Lawyer:How come Nitish and Tejasvi Yadav can sit together in a flight, after so much fight? 

Another one:Its just like us. After fighting for client in Court , we drink together. 

The Laughing Lawyer

Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman 

Disagreement

disagreement

A Judge, watching a lawyer advancing his case as per oral instructions given by the client in court.

Judge: Mr. Counsel , I am amazed at your agreement with your client.

Lawyer: Since he has disagreed to agree with me, I have no choice, but to disagree with my disagreement.

The Laughing Lawyer

Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman 

Cooling Technology

A Judge , while hearing argument in a Patent related case pertaining to Cooling Technology.

Judge: 

Mr. Counsel , my head is getting heated up in understanding this cooling Technology.

Counsel: 

My Lord , it happens with AC too. While cooling down the temperature, AC too releases heated gas in the air. This is natural side effect of cooling Technology.

Judge: 

Mr . Counsel,  then your Client's alleged invention does NOT qualify to be a Patent as the same lacks any inventive STEP over the prior art.

Adv Ajay Amitabh Suman

The Timing of Ram temple inauguration:Faith Over Infrastructure

The recent consecration ceremony of Shri Ram's Temple  has sparked significant debate, with many questioning its timing and necessity. Critics argue that since the construction of the Ram temple is yet to be completed, the consecration ceremony, often perceived as a housewarming event, should be postponed. However, a deeper understanding of the significance and historical precedence of such ceremonies suggests otherwise.

 The Essence of Consecration:

Firstly, it's crucial to understand that the consecration ceremony is not merely a housewarming event but a profound act of life consecration. Historical records reveal that such ceremonies have taken place in various settings, emphasizing the idea that the essence lies not in the grandeur of the place but in the faith and reverence with which it's conducted.

 Historical Precedence:

The life consecration of Shri Ram himself offers a compelling precedent. His life consecration occurred in diverse settings, including tents, open seashores, and beneath trees. These instances underline a fundamental truth: the sanctity of the ceremony transcends the physical surroundings. What truly matters is the devotion and respect with which the ceremony is conducted.

Faith Over Infrastructure:

The emphasis should not be on the completion of the temple's physical structure but on the establishment of faith. The consecration ensures that wherever Shri Ram is revered with unwavering faith and respect, he resides. This spiritual understanding suggests that the consecration's essence is not tied to the completion of a physical edifice but to the depth of believers' faith.

Continuity of Worship:

While critics raise concerns about the timing of the consecration ceremony, it's essential to recognize that post-consecration, regular worship and rituals must continue uninterrupted. The ceremony's completion does not signify an end but rather the beginning of a continuous journey of devotion and reverence.

Progress and Temple Construction:

Lastly, the ongoing construction work of the Ram temple should not overshadow the significance of the consecration ceremony. It's not uncommon for grand temples worldwide to witness continuous construction activities even as rituals and ceremonies take place. The completion of the temple should not be a prerequisite for conducting essential spiritual ceremonies that uphold the faith's core values.

The  Concludung Note:

In conclusion, the consecration ceremony of Shri Ram transcends mere physical constraints. It symbolizes the eternal bond of faith and devotion, emphasizing that the essence of worship lies in the heart, not in the brick and mortar of temples. As the construction of the Ram temple progresses, it's imperative to recognize and respect the spiritual significance of such ceremonies, ensuring that faith remains at the forefront of this sacred journey.