Make real life caricature image in Indian context where this conversation happened between a lawyer and a Judge whose chair is placed distantly and higher from desk of lawyer and there is Ashoka Emblem behind chair of Judge in a huge size Indian Court room filled with Litigants, Lawyers,Court Clerks with title of this joke "Dead Vs Alive".These sentences should come from mouth of Lawyer and Judge respectively. Keep these content intact without any spelling mistake.
Lawyer: My Lord, I sincerely apologize. I seem to have inadvertently omitted a crucial fact from the plaint.
Judge: Omitted? That “crucial fact” appears to have been the only lifeline your case had. I’ve already dismissed it. Your apology is touching — but unfortunately, this can not make the dead case alive.
Lawfing Life of Law, Lawyer and Litigation
Respectfully Ridiculous and Lawfingly submitted
By The Lawfing Lawyer
Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman,
Patent and Trademark Attorney
High Court of Delhi
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Make real life caricature image in Indian context where this conversation happened between a Senior lawyer and young lawyer who are attending yoga classes and doing Mediation in a garden with other meditators "Meeeting God Vs Avoiding God".These sentences should come from mouth of Senior Lawyer and young Lawyer respectively. Keep these content intact without any spelling mistake.
Young Lawyer: Sir, you’ve been doing mediation since such a young age, right from when you entered the legal profession. How has the journey been so far?
Senior Lawyer: In my younger days, I did meditation to meet God.Now I do meditation to avoid meeting Him and seek adjournment at least for another 30–40 years.
Lawfing Life of Law, Lawyer and Litigation
Respectfully Ridiculous and Lawfingly submitted
By The Lawfing Lawyer
Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman,
Patent and Trademark Attorney
High Court of Delhi
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Make real life caricature image in Indian context where this conversation happened between a two lawyers in a High Court canteen filled with Lawyers,litigants where first lawyer is wearing white paint ,shirt but tainted with Haldi Dal on shirt while his friend lawyer is laughting at him.
These sentences should come from mouth of first Lawyer and second Lawyer respectively. Keep these content intact without any spelling mistake.
Title of this Caricature image should appear at top " Shwetamber Vs Pitamber
"First Lawyer: Brother, why have you turned Pitamber during lunch break?
Second Lawyer: Courtesy of the generous haldi wali dal in the bar canteen. Otherwise, till this morning I was a respectable Shwetamber — pure, white, and unstained by Haldi Dal justice."
At the bottom following text should appear intact in 10% size of caricature image.
"Lawfing Life of Law, Lawyer and Litigation
Respectfully Ridiculous and Lawfingly submitted
By The Lawfing Lawyer
Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman,
Patent and Trademark Attorney
High Court of Delhi"
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Make mid journey style 3d realistic ultra HD caricature image for Legal Anecdote in Indian Context containing the following text intact in black background:
At the top this text should appear as heading "Great Vs Greater"
Below this there should be 6 panel for each sentence intact.Each panel should show the sentiece no serial wise so that reader can understand the serial wise conversation.Each sentence should be shown in box coming out from mouth of respective character:
"1.One Lawyer: What’s on the cause list today?
2.Another Lawyer: I have one case to argue.
3.First Lawyer: That’s great.
4.Second Lawyer: And you?
5.First Lawyer: My matter got settled. I just have to collect the decreetal amount.
6.Second Lawyer: (Eyes widening) Ohhh… that’s not great. That’s greater."
At the bottom following text should appear intact:
Lawfing Tales of Law, Lawyer and Litigation
Respectfully Ridiculous and Lawfingly submitted
By The Lawfing Lawyer
Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman,
Patent and Trademark Attorney
High Court of Delhi
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