Two lawyers, Mr. A and Mr. B, are locked in a heated courtroom debate—voices booming, arms flailing, objections flying.
Judge (interrupting, with a grin):"Counselors, you’re arguing like cats and dogs! Have you tried settling this over a cup of tea?"
Mr. A (pointing at Mr. B):"Impossible, My Lord! I thrive on strong coffee."
Mr. B (smirking):"And I, My Lord, wouldn’t dream of anything but tea!"
Judge (chuckling):"Ah, so this isn’t just a legal battle—it’s a beverage war!"
Mr. A (crossing arms):"Precisely, My Lord. His tea is too weak to keep me awake!"
Mr. B (retorting):"And his coffee is so bitter, it could be Exhibit A in a cruelty case!"
Judge (laughing):"Well, gentlemen, let’s stick to water—at least until you two learn to brew a settlement!"
Legal Anecdotes by Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trade Marks Attorney, High Court of Delhi
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