Strong case
Judge: "Counsel, you may proceed with your request."
Newly Engaged Lawyer: "My Lord, I seek an adjournment. I just got engaged... to this case, I mean!"
Opposing Counsel (vehemently objecting): "My Lord, my Learned Friend is the third lawyer engaged by the opposite party. It seems they change lawyers more often than I change my ties! I, on the other hand, have been the sole warrior in this battle since time immemorial!"
Judge (raising an eyebrow): "Hmm… And yet, here we are, still battling it out?"
Opposing Counsel (confidently): "Exactly, My Lord! The opposite party has no case at all! None! Zilch! They’re just playing musical chairs with their lawyers, hoping one of them magically discovers a case for them!"
Judge (chuckling): "Interesting. If they have no case, what exactly have you been doing for so long?"
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