In the grand halls of justice, where suits are sharp and arguments sharper, two lawyers lock horns—not over a case, but over a stare. What follows is a courtroom drama that no judge could preside over!
One lawyer said, Why are you here?
Please don’t stare.It’s rude, I fear."
The other snapped,I must be fair.
I’m here to stop.Don’t you stare!"
The judge looked up,Sighed real deep.
"This is dumb.I need to go for sleep."
The jury gasped and clerk blinked.
"Is this a real? Or just is a trick?"
"He stares all day!"The first one cried.
"My poor client! Justice denied!"
The second grinned,"He stared first!
This whole thing?So rehearsed!"
The judge stood up, Rubbed his head.
"Are you two, Right in the head?"
"Staring the laws? None exist.
This is foolish, Case dismissed!"
The lawyers froze, Stood real still.
Then they stared, Just for thrill.
The judge walked out, Had no time.
"Next case, please, A real crime!"
The jury left, The clerk took notes.
"Staring fights, Make good quotes!"
The lawyers grinned, Shook their heads.
Then walked away, Still good friends.
Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Lawfing Lawyer
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