The client sat, heart racing. He had shouted, insulted, and maybe even thrown in a creative curse or two. Now, guilt burned in his chest. Would the lawyer forgive him? Would he lose his case? He took a deep breath and spoke…
Client sighed, "Oh dear me,
I was rude, I now see."
Lawyer grinned, "Don't you fret,
Just a charge, no regret!"
Client gasped, "Wait, that's bad!"
"Not at all, I'm just glad!"
"Glad for what?" Client cried.
"For each word, fee applied!"
Client groaned, "This is mad!"
Lawyer laughed, "Not so bad!"
"You swore twice, that’s no joke,**
Adds a charge for extra poke!"
Client yelled, "This is theft!"
"Well," said lawyer, "Not much left!
So dear folks, watch your tongue,
Or lose coins… one by one!
Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Lawfing Lawyer
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