Courtrooms are strange places. Lawyers talk a lot, judges listen a little, and logic takes frequent coffee breaks. One day, a lawyer tried to impress the judge—but the judge had a reply that left everyone scratching their heads!
Lawyer and judge, oh what a sight,Argue all day, from left to right.
Words fly fast, some make sense,
Others just build up suspense!
Though in court all thing went mess!
But lawyer spoke, trying to impress.
The judge just stared, & he sighed,
And this is how, the lawyer replied.
Lawyer: "My Lord, I learn so much!"
Judge: "Oh dear, that’s quite a touch.
But I know less of more and more,
Gathered from lawyers by the score!
You know more of less and less,
Yet claim wisdom, I must confess.
But Round & round, words just flow,
Where they land, I’ll never know!"
To the court that circus was true,
Arguments stick just like a glue.
If you fail, you raise your tone,
Confusing me all meaning unknown.
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Lawfing Lawyer
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