It was just another day in court.
The fans were spinning slowly, the clerk was yawning, and the judge looked like he had already seen a hundred files—and wished he hadn’t.
Then came Mr. Fancy Lawyer.
His coat flew behind him like he was walking a red carpet. His shoes shone like mirrors. He walked in, holding a big file like it was a treasure chest.
He stood tall and declared with pride,
“My Lord! I have learned so much in this courtroom while arguing the case. My Lord knows more and more!”
The judge looked up calmly and replied,
“That’s good. I’ve also learned something…”
He paused, looked around, and added,
“I’ve learned that the more lawyers speak, the less I understand!”
The courtroom chuckled.
The lawyer laughed too and said,
“True, My Lord! We know more and more of less and less… while My Lord knows less and less of more and more!”
The judge grinned,
“Don’t worry. Half the time, we’re all just pretending to understand less and less of what lawyers speak, more and more!”
Just then, drama struck!
The lawyer opened his grand file to make his next big point when suddenly—
SPLAT!
A pigeon flew in from nowhere and dropped a perfect poop right in the middle of his paperwork!
The courtroom gasped.
The lawyer stared at the mess, looked up at the proud pigeon on the window, and said with a grin,
“Looks like even this pigeon has given its judgment!”
The judge chuckled and replied,
“Yes—and unlike us, the bird didn’t take hours to decide!”
The whole courtroom burst into laughter. Even the clerk stopped yawning.
Moral of the Story:
When Lawyer’s logic flew high and wide,
A pigeon dropped the truth with a pride!
No delay, no latches , no courtroom drama,
Just a flying verdict… with perfect karma!
Written by Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman, Patent and Trademark Attorney, Delhi High Court
[The Lawfing Lawyer]
[Lawfing Tales of Law, Lawyers and Litigants by The Lawfing Lawyer]
[Inspired from True Life Events]
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