Two lawyer friends met for lunch on a bright sunny day.
One looked like a classic lawyer—black coat, black pants, black shoes.
The other? He looked like a tub of vanilla ice cream—white shirt, white trousers, even white shoes!
The lawyer in black looked at him and laughed,
“Are you going to court or a wedding? You’re glowing like a tube light!”
The man in white smiled proudly,
“Why not? Everyone wears black—so boring! I like to shine like justice in sunlight!”
His friend chuckled,
“You look like justice got dipped in detergent!”
Just then, the waiter brought two cups of hot tea.
He looked at the white lawyer and said,
“Sir, your outfit is brighter than my future! But be careful—tea loves white shirts!”
The white lawyer grinned,
“Don’t worry! I’ve got tea-handling skills. This shirt won’t even smell the splash!”
He slowly lifted the cup like a delicate trophy…
Plop!
One sneaky drop of tea jumped out—and landed smack in the middle of his shirt. A big, brown stain on all that clean white.
Gasps. Silence.
Then laughter.
The black-clad friend burst out laughing,
“You just lost your whiteness case in one sip!”
The white lawyer looked at the stain, then at his friend, and said with a grin,
“Well, now I have evidence that tea attacks the innocent too!”
Moral of the Story (in 4 funny lines):
Wearing white might win some cheer,
But stains will find you—far or near!
In court, be smart, not just polite—
Wear black, sip tea, and dodge the fight!
Written by Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman, Patent and Trademark Attorney, Delhi High Court
[The Lawfing Lawyer]
[Lawfing Tales of Law, Lawyers and Litigants by The Lawfing Lawyer]
[Inspired from True Life Events]
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