Prima Facie Vs Ex Facie

One lawyer, draped in the finest legal attire, walked into the High Court. A demand from the Registrar General threatened his entire legal identity. Would his coat and band be enough? Or was he about to be mistaken for a particularly well-dressed imposter?

A lawyer stood, so proud, so grand,

In blackest coat, with band in hand.

He faced the Court, with voice so bold,

"I’m a lawyer—must be told!"

The Registrar smirked, and shook his head,

"Not so fast, my learned friend.

Your coat and band, I do agree,

Are proof—but just prima facie."

The lawyer gasped, in sheer dismay,

"Must I prove it all the way?

My gown is crisp, my look is wise,

Do you doubt your very eyes?"

The Court just laughed, waved his pen,

"Beyond doubt, let me check again.

Enrollment number, let me see,

Whether you hold an LLB degree? "

The lawyer sighed, his pride now gone,

Pulled his card, and passed it on.

With one last look, he made it plain,

"Next time, I'll sew it on my chain!"

Ajay Amitabh Suman

Patent and Trademark Attorney

Lawfing Lawyer

Insult Vs Fee

The client sat, heart racing. He had shouted, insulted, and maybe even thrown in a creative curse or two. Now, guilt burned in his chest. Would the lawyer forgive him? Would he lose his case? He took a deep breath and spoke…

Client sighed, "Oh dear me,

I was rude, I now see."

Lawyer grinned, "Don't you fret,

Just a charge, no regret!"

Client gasped, "Wait, that's bad!"

"Not at all, I'm just glad!"

"Glad for what?" Client cried.

"For each word, fee applied!"

Client groaned, "This is mad!"

Lawyer laughed, "Not so bad!"

"You swore twice, that’s no joke,**

Adds a charge for extra poke!"

Client yelled, "This is theft!"

"Well," said lawyer, "Not much left!

So dear folks, watch your tongue,

Or lose coins… one by one!

Ajay Amitabh Suman

Patent and Trademark Attorney

Lawfing Lawyer

Advocate Vs Senior Advocate

 A lawyer, with a sly little grin, leaned to his friend and said, "Why not try for Senior Advocate?"

The other lawyer, with a smirk so thin, replied, "Changing the name won’t change my fate!"
The first one laughed, a twinkle in eye, "Like coffee packs with ‘premium’ seal, but still taste dry!"

---

Two lawyers sat, both side by side,
One looked smug, the other sighed.
"Why not try, be senior too?
A bigger name will surely do!"

The other laughed and shook his head,
"My friend, my friend," was all he said.
"A label new won’t change a bit,
The same old stuff, just wrapped in wit!"

"You see, my friend, it’s plain to me,
A name won’t set my talent free.
Just like a cup with ‘gold’ inside,
But tastes the same—oh, what a ride!"

The first one grinned, he had to cheer,
"Your words are true, so sharp and clear!
Like instant coffee, dressed up fine,
Still tastes weak—just like cheap wine!"

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Lawfing Lawyer

Final Vs Finally Final

 The courtroom was full, and the air was still. The judge looked tired, and the lawyer looked hopeful. With a deep sigh, the judge leaned forward and said, “Not this again!”

---

The lawyer stood, so neat, so tall,
"My Lord, just one last time, that’s all!
One more chance, I beg you, please,
This will end—no tricks, no tease!"

The judge sat back and rubbed his head,
"Counsel, this is what you said!
Last time you swore, ‘Final, true!’
Yet here you are—again, brand new!"

The lawyer smiled, then bowed real low,
"This time, My Lord, it’s time to go!
Final, final, done for sure,
No more dates—I swear, no more!"

The judge just laughed, shook his head,
"Counsel, next time, stay in bed!
Your ‘final’ talks, they never die,
Like grandma’s cake—they multiply!"

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Lawfing Lawyer

Good Luck Vs Bad Luck

A lawyer left court early—unbelievable, right? The parking attendant cheered for his luck. But surprise! The lawyer sighed, "Bad luck, actually. And why so, just guess??? 

A lawyer left court early, feeling down,

Met a parking guy, in a suit so brown.

A chat began, a tale was spun,

And here's the catch, just for fun!

Move my car!" the lawyer said,

"I’m leaving now, need space ahead!"

"So soon?" the attendant blinked in shock,

"Lawyers work round the ticking clock!"

"Yes, today I’m out real quick,

Court’s on leave, no case to pick!"

"Wow, you're free? That’s great to hear!"

"Not so great, I fear, my dear!"

"My case was strong, my proof was tight,

Judge took leave—Bad luck, not right!"

The parking guy just laughed out loud,

"Next time, sir, sue the cloud!"

Ajay Amitabh Suman

Patent and Trademark Attorney

Lawfing Lawyer

Black Vs White

Two lawyer friends met at lunch. One was dressed like a classic lawyer. The other? Well… let's just say he had a "brighter" approach to legal fashion.

Two lawyers met at lunch today,

One in black, the classic way.

The other stood out, bold and bright,

White shirt, white paint—what a sight!

"You look great!" the black one said,

"White paint, white shirt, white beard shed!"

"Unlike others, dark and plain,

You shine bright, a whole new lane!"

The man in white gave a smile,

"Yes, I do have a different style.

All wear black, so dark, so tight,

I wear white—am I just right?"

"Black coat, black pants, black hair too,

Makes all friends look like a crew.

But I stand out, crisp and neat,

In black, I’m white—hard to beat!"

A waiter came, served hot tea,

Looked at white and laughed with glee,

"Sir, your style is really grand,

But stains on white just expand!"

The lawyer smiled, sipped with care,

But tea still dripped—oh, such despair!

A big brown spot right on his chest,

His bright white look was now a mess!

The black-clad friend just shook his head,

And with a grin, he calmly said:

Black hides stains and keeps them free,

That’s why black wins legally!

Ajay Amitabh Suman

Patent and Trademark Attorney

Lawfing Lawyer

More and More Vs Less and Less

Courtrooms are strange places. Lawyers talk a lot, judges listen a little, and logic takes frequent coffee breaks. One day, a lawyer tried to impress the judge—but the judge had a reply that left everyone scratching their heads!

Lawyer and judge, oh what a sight,
Argue all day, from left to right.
Words fly fast, some make sense,
Others just build up suspense!

Though in court all thing went mess!
But lawyer spoke, trying to impress.
The judge just stared, & he sighed,
And this is how, the lawyer replied.

Lawyer: "My Lord, I learn so much!"
Judge: "Oh dear, that’s quite a touch.
But I know less of more and more,
Gathered from lawyers by the score!

You know more of less and less,
Yet claim wisdom, I must confess.
But Round & round, words just flow,
Where they land, I’ll never know!"

To the court that circus was true,
Arguments stick just like a glue.
If you fail, you raise your tone,
Confusing me all meaning unknown.

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Lawfing Lawyer

Bag Vs Chair

Two lawyers, one chair, and a lonely bag—who knew lunchtime could turn into a courtroom drama?

A lawyer came, hungry and quick,
Saw an empty chair and made his pick.

He moved a bag and sat right there,
Thinking, "A bag can’t own a chair!"

Soon another came, mad and loud,
"That is my seat!" he told the crowd.

"I kept my bag to claim my space,
But now you sit—oh, what a case!"

The first one smiled, shook his head,
"A chair needs you, not  bag instead!"

"But sir!" he said, full of despair,
"You took my seat, it’s just not fair!"

"You should have used the legal way,
Not grabbed my chair without delay!"

The people laughed, they had some fun,
No court today—just lunch was done!

Lesson: Sit down quick, don’t just stare,
Or someone else will take your chair!

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Lawfing Lawyer

Stare Vs Scare

In the grand halls of justice, where suits are sharp and arguments sharper, two lawyers lock horns—not over a case, but over a stare. What follows is a courtroom drama that no judge could preside over!

One lawyer said, Why are you here?
Please don’t stare.It’s rude, I fear."
The other snapped,I must be fair.
I’m here to stop.Don’t you stare!"

The judge looked up,Sighed real deep.
"This is dumb.I need to go for  sleep."
The jury gasped and clerk blinked.
"Is this a  real? Or just is a trick?"

"He stares all day!"The first one cried.
"My poor client! Justice denied!"
The second grinned,"He stared first!
This whole thing?So rehearsed!"

The judge stood up, Rubbed his head.
"Are you two, Right in the head?"
"Staring the laws? None exist.
This is foolish, Case dismissed!"

The lawyers froze, Stood real still.
Then they stared, Just for thrill.
The judge walked out, Had no time.
"Next case, please, A real crime!"

The jury left, The clerk took notes.
"Staring fights, Make good quotes!"
The lawyers grinned, Shook their heads.
Then walked away, Still good friends.

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Lawfing Lawyer

Pre Launch Session Vs Post Launch Session

In a courtroom full of noise, a lawyer stood with hungry eyes. He had waited too long, skipped his lunch, and now wanted justice. But the judge had other plans!

Lawyer stood, voice so bold,

"Hear me now, my case is old!

Waited long, since first light,

Missed my lunch, not so right!"

Judge just sighed, shook his head,

"Mr. Counsel, use your head!

I can't allow, let me explain,

For you to eat my poor brain!"

Lawyer smiled, took a bow,

"My Lord, I ask, tell me how?

Justice first or food so fine?

Both are needed, both are mine!"

Judge then laughed, shook his hand,

"Order food, make a stand!

Win your case, then we dine,

Eat in peace, not in line!"

Courtroom clapped, all in cheer,

Lunch was served, case was clear!

Justice done, no more pain,

Lawyer full, judge’s brain!

Ajay Amitabh Suman

Patent and Trademark Attorney

Lawfing Lawyer.

Lawyer Vs Inventor

In a courtroom where justice was served (but lunch wasn’t), a lawyer was cross examining a proud inventor. The issue at hand? A tiffin box with too many features. The lawyer had tough questions. The inventor had tougher answers. But what about the judge? Let's find out. 

Lawyer:

“This tiffin box—what’s so great?

It’s just a box with a locking plate!”

Inventor:

“It keeps food fresh, both hot and cool,

And never leaks—well, as a rule!”

Lawyer:

“You claim it's strong, tough as a rock,

Then why’d my soup land on my sock?”

Inventor:

“Don’t drop it hard, don’t kick or throw,

It’s not a ball—it’s lunch to go!”

Lawyer:

“Three layers? Who needs all that?

A box for food, one for my hat?”

Inventor:

“One for curry, one for rice,

One for snacks—now isn’t that nice?”

Judge:

“This case is weird, but lunch is great,

Let’s end this cross—I need a plate!”

Ajay Amitabh Suman

Patent and Trademark Attorney

Lawfing Lawyer

Ep.10:Letter of Law Vs Spirit of Law

Have you ever been to a courtroom where things are serious, but suddenly the judge sounds like he just skipped a wild party? Yes, the kind of judge who looks at a lawyer and says something so funny, you’d think you’re in a comedy show instead of a courtroom. Well, get ready, because this is one of those moments where the judge gave a reply that left everyone smiling (and the lawyer scratching his head)!

A lawyer stood, with files so tall,
Hoping the judge would hear it all.
“My Lord,” he said, “please take a look,
Not just the words inside this book.

Please feel the law, not just its face,
The spirit hides inside this case.
Between the lines, there’s more to see,
And that will help to set us free!”

The judge just smiled, calm and slow,
With a small grin, he told him so:
“Sir, I read what’s black and white,
No hidden spirit helps me write.

The law is clear, I read it straight,
No spirit here is here on table plate.
For spirits, O' sir, can make one fall,
And I must stand firm in this hall!”

The lawyer sighed and shook his head,
While others laughed but nothing said.
And all that day, all learned one thing,
The law is words, no magic wing!

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Lawfing Lawyer

Ep.9:Bill Vs Pill

This is a fun and playful take on the classic handwriting debate between doctors and lawyers!

Lawyer:

Doctor, doctor, tell me why,
Your handwriting makes people cry!
Letters dance, they twist, they twirl,
Like scribbles from a dizzy squirrel!

Doctor:
Oh dear lawyer, don’t be mad,
I write so fast—it’s not that bad!
Patients rush, the clock won’t wait,
Who has time to make it straight?

Lawyer:
But doctor, pause and hear me out,
Your notes cause panic, fear, and doubt!
A cough syrup turns into glue,
It's All because of “Doctor. Who?”

Doctor:
No No Not my fault, I must insist,
Pharmacists read—nothing is missed!
They know the trick, they crack the code,
They read my mess like a secret mode!

Lawyer:
But Patients demands,write bold and neat!
But your pen still runs at lightning speed!
Two letters show, the rest are ghosts,
Leaving all of them to guess the most!

Doctor:
Alright, alright, I’ll make it clear,
I’ll write like you, O my dear!
But if I take time in writing the pill,
My fee will rise just like your bill!

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney,
High Court of Delhi

Ep.8:Long Ten Vs Short Ten

In a courtroom a lawyer stood up boldly. "My Lord, grant me just ten minutes for my argument, once my friend finishes his!" The judge leaned back, eyes twinkling. "Ten minutes? Not nine, not eleven? Are you a lawyer or a fortune teller?" He warned, "Decide wisely, counsel… because once I set the time, even the clock won’t dare disagree!" Let's see what happened thereafter.

A lawyer in a court with case in sight,
requested, for him, ten minutes is right!

Let me speak when my friend is done,
Just ten minutes in reply, then I’m gone!"

The judge leaned back and stroked his chin,
"Ten minutes? is it enough for  a win?

Why not minutes eight , eleven or nine,
Sticking to ten only , will that be fine?

How can you know, down to the dot,
That this ten is all and not less or lot?"

The lawyer grinned and stood up tall,
"My Lord, I’ve argued big and small.

I know my words, I know the game,
Ten minutes will be just the same!"

The judge then laughed and shook his head,
"Are you a lawyer, as you said?

Or a fortune teller in disguise,
Guessing time with perfect eyes?"

The courtroom roared with claps and cheers,
The lawyer smiled but hid his fears.

Would ten be short? Would ten be long?
What if his guess was slightly wrong?

The judge then grinned and said, "Alright,
But don’t beg time  for extra fight,

I’m not one to change the clock,
So make it quick—tick-tock, tick-tock!"

The lawyer gulped and took his seat,
Hoping his speech would be short and neat.

But  a thought came in his mind,
What if I need some extra time ?

Ajay Amitabh Suman,
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court

Ep.7:Strong Case Vs Weak Case

In a courtroom buzzing with tension, a lawyer stands up with a request so bizarre, even the judge looks surprised. The client has hired a third lawyer and now wants adjournment—because this one is "recently engaged"! The opposing lawyer, the only one who hasn’t been swapped out, isn’t having it. Is this a legal strategy or just a game of musical chairs? 

Judge: "Lawyer, now you may speak,
Tell me what it is you seek."

Lawyer: "My Lord, I need a short delay,
I just got engaged—just yesterday!"

Judge: "Engaged, you say? Oh, what a sight!"
Lawyer: "To this case, My Lord! Not my bride!"

Opposing Lawyer: "My Lord, this is number three,
They change lawyers more than me!

I’ve been here since time began,
They just switch and change their plan!"

Judge: "But still, this case is going on,
Shouldn’t it be said and done?"

Opposing Lawyer: "My Lord, they have no case at all,
No proof, no truth, just hope so tall!

They think that if they swap and play,
A case will simply come their way!"

Judge : "If they have nothing, tell me please,
What have you done for all these weeks?"

you say your case is very much strong,
then how come this case dragged so long?

Ajay Amitabh Suman

Patent and Trademark Attorney

Delhi High Court

Ep.6:Agreement Vs Disagreement

In a packed courtroom, a lawyer took a firm stand—until his client spoke, and suddenly, he swayed. The judge watched, amused. Was the lawyer arguing the case… or just arguing with himself?packed courtroom, a lawyer took a firm stand—until his client spoke, and suddenly, he swayed. The judge watched, amused. Was the lawyer arguing the case… or just arguing with himself?

In court one day, both bold and grand,
A lawyer in his case took specific stand.
But when his client said, changed his view,
The lawyer inquired —what should he do?

The judge looked up and shook his head,
"You twist and turn with all he said!
Tell me, counsel, what’s your plan?
Do you stand firm or shift like sand?"

The lawyer sighed, his voice was tight,
"My Lord, every where, I can not fight!
Since my client won’t agree with me,
hence I must agree to disagree!"

Courtroom roared, judge just grinned,
The lawyer knew what he had been.
Winning the cases? A skill to hone,
But matching clients? That’s unknown!

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court

Ep.5:The Holy Maintenance Plea Vs Lawyer's Fee

In a packed courtroom, a lawyer begged for festive relief for his client on account of Holy Festival. The judge smirked and asked, "For your client… or your own payday?" The room fell silent—had the lawyer just been caught?

The lawyer stood with a passionate plea,
"My Lord, some aid for my client, you see!"
With folded hands and a hopeful face,
He sought some funds, a festive grace.

"My Lord, it’s the holy season, you see,
Grant my client some money, let mercy be!
A little relief, some cash in hand,
So he may celebrate as customs demand!"

The judge leaned back, adjusting his chair,
With a twinkle of mischief and a knowing glare.
He stroked his chin and let out a sigh,
Then fixed the lawyer with a watchful eye.

"Oh dear counsel, let’s be clear…
Is this for your client—or your festive cheer?
For who will truly get the pay?
Your client—or you, without delay?"

The courtroom gasped, then burst with glee,
The lawyer coughed—"My Lord, not me!"
His face turned red, he looked around,
As whispers of laughter filled the ground.

The judge just chuckled, tapping his pen,
"Nice try, counsel, but not again!"
"Justice is served, but funds we’ll see,
Just don’t send me your festival fee!"

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court

Ep.3:Traffic Cop Vs Truck Driver

This humorous poem captures a tense encounter between a truck driver and a traffic inspector. As the driver confidently provides every required document, he believes he's in the clear—until the inspector reveals an unexpected reason for the fine, leaving him surprised!

The cop yelled loud, "You broke the rule!"
"Your truck was fast, don’t play the fool!"
The driver said, "Please check my speed.
Sir my truck is under limit, yes indeed

"Then show your license, don’t delay!"
The driver gave that to cop right away.
"Now show me pollution papers too!"
Driver handed them all fresh and new.

"Now pay the fine!" the cop then said.
"But why?" The driver shook his head.
"Your papers fine and no fault at all,
But here is the catch that I recall—

You kept them all in a plastic bag,
And that, my friend, is quite a snag!
Polythene bags cause harm, you see,
So pay the fine—don’t argue with me!"

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
High Court of Delhi

Ep.2:Hard Stand Vs Soft Stand

Have you ever seen a lawyer try to solve a case with kindness instead of arguments? In this funny poem, a lawyer tries to end a fight with hugs and friendly words. But not everyone agrees! Will kindness work, or is arguing the only way lawyers do things? Let’s find out in this hilarious courtroom battle!

The client sighed, feeling stuck,

"Sir, being tough brings no luck!"

The lawyer smiled, soft and sweet,

"Let’s try kindness, not defeat!"

He fixed his tie, stood up tall,

Determined to avoid a brawl.

He turned to the other side,

"Dear friend, let’s not divide!"

He stretched his arms, warm and wide,

As if to hug, not fight with pride.

The opposing lawyer raised a brow,

"Are you serious? Not sure how!"

Then he laughed, shaking his head,

"You called my client greedy instead!"

The lawyer winked, gave a grin,

"Oh, just a joke! Can we begin?"

"Let’s hug and end this fight!"

The courtroom gasped—what a sight!

The judge looked up, quite amused,

The client sat there, still confused.

The other lawyer shook his head,

"Nice try, but we fight instead!"

The lawyer sighed, his smile now bland,

Rolled his sleeves, took his stand.

"Well then… no more soft talk,"

He came back and took a firm walk.

"Your Honor, let me make this clear,"

His voice grew bold, all could hear.

Kindness had failed, it was time to fight,

With tough stand , sharp and bright.

The courtroom roared, the battle began,

And harder was end to peaceful plan!

Ajay Amitabh Suman, 

Patent and Ttademark Attorney, 

Delhi High Court

Ep.1:Coffee Vs Tea

In a courtroom , two lawyers A and B were not just arguing about the case but also fighting over tea and coffee! As their arguments got heated, the judge understood that this was not just a legal fight—it was a battle of Ego! Seeing tempers rise, he gave his final decision: "Drink only water!" But the big question remains—will the fight between tea and coffee ever stop?

Once two Lawyers Mr.A and B stood,
Arguing loudly, as hard as they could!
Hands were waving, voices high,
Objections were flying to the sky!

The judge just smiled & shook his head,
"Why fight so much?" he calmly said.
"O Sirs, Sit together, have some tea,
and Solve your troubles peacefully!"

Mr. A shook his head and sighed,
"Tea, My Lord? I’d sleep inside!
I need my coffee, dark and strong,
Or my arguments won’t last long!"

Mr. B just laughed and said with glee,
"Nothing is better than warm, smooth tea!
It calms my mind, and helps me win,
A better drink, where have you been?"

The judge then laughed ,clapped his hands,
"Oh, yeah now I finally understand!
This is not just law, just case at war,
It’s tea and coffee—fighting so far!"

Mr. A crossed his arms and frowned,
"Tea is weak, it brings me down!
It makes me yawn, I fall asleep,
It’s no good when the case is deep!"

Mr. B rolled his eyes and said,
"And his coffee? Oh, it’s bad!
So bitter, strong, and way too harsh,
I may vomit in court, if drink, at last!"

The judge just laughed and gave a cheer,
"Let’s stop this fight—it’s very clear!
Until you both , learn to agree,
Stick to water! No Tea Vs. Coffee!"

By Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman

Patent and Trademark Attorney, High Court of Delhi

Ep.4:Date Vs Launch

The judge was all set for lunch, dreams of hot samosas in his mind. But just as he stepped away,  A lawyer blocked his path and asked for a date in his case. The courtroom froze. Would justice be served or the judge’s lunch?

In the courtroom, big and tall,
The judge was ready to leave it all. 

The clock struck noon, it was time to eat,
But a lawyer rushed to block his feet!

The lawyer dashed, all out of breath,
"My Lord, one favor, no less, no less!"
The judge, halfway to the door,
Rolled his eyes and said, "What for?"

"In my matter one more date I seek!"
Judge just grinned, his pace not weak.
He said its time for lunch , not for date,
"Forgive me I’m hungry, it’s already late!"

"Relief declined is justice denied!"
The lawyer pleaded, again he tried"

Judge replied , let’s not collide,
Lunch delayed is lunch denied!".

The courtroom burst into cheer,
The judge was gone, nowhere near!
The lawyer sighed and walked away,
Guess he’d try another day!

Ajay Amitabh Suman

Patent and Trademark Attorney

Delhi High Court

Mediation

 A Mediation Room – A lawyer and his client sit across from the opposing party and their lawyer. The mediator watches patiently.)

Client (whispering to his lawyer, looking frustrated): "Sir, taking a hard stand in mediation isn’t working. The other side just isn’t budging! What do we do now?"

Lawyer (cracking his knuckles): "Hmm… Let me try it softly."

(Clears throat, leans forward, and smiles politely at the opposing party.)

Lawyer (in an overly sweet voice): "Dear respected opposition, would you kindly consider our proposal? After all, we’re all friends here, aren’t we?"

Opposing Counsel (raising an eyebrow): "Friends? Last week, you called my client a 'financial black hole' in court!"

Lawyer (still smiling but with clenched teeth): "Oh, that? A slight exaggeration, just legal poetry, really!"

Client (muttering): "This is going nowhere..."

Lawyer (now switching to an emotional approach): "Look, we could fight this case for years, but wouldn’t it be beautiful if we just… hugged it out?"

(Mediator looks intrigued. Opposing party looks confused.)

Opposing Party: "Uh… are you seriously suggesting a group hug?"

Lawyer (leaning in, whispering dramatically): "No… I’m suggesting settlement! But in the spirit of harmony, you know? Less anger, more… agreement?"

Opposing Counsel (smirking): "Nice try, but we still reject your proposal."

Lawyer (leaning back, sighing): "Alright, back to the hard stand. I tried softness—it lasted a whole 30 seconds!"

Client (facepalming): "I should’ve just hired a therapist instead."

(Mediator shakes their head while everyone else laughs.)

Strong case

 Strong case

Judge: "Counsel, you may proceed with your request."

Newly Engaged Lawyer: "My Lord, I seek an adjournment. I just got engaged... to this case, I mean!"

Opposing Counsel (vehemently objecting): "My Lord, my Learned Friend is the third lawyer engaged by the opposite party. It seems they change lawyers more often than I change my ties! I, on the other hand, have been the sole warrior in this battle since time immemorial!"

Judge (raising an eyebrow): "Hmm… And yet, here we are, still battling it out?"

Opposing Counsel (confidently): "Exactly, My Lord! The opposite party has no case at all! None! Zilch! They’re just playing musical chairs with their lawyers, hoping one of them magically discovers a case for them!"

Judge (chuckling): "Interesting. If they have no case, what exactly have you been doing for so long?"